Post a lie about the poster above.

[Andy_R]

ChrisKz had Bert from Sesame Street, but dumped him for Ernie.

 

[Seevio]

Andy_R turned down Ernie because he prefers a Big Bird.

 

[Tribansman]

Seevio used to be called Stelvio but changed his name to combat PTSD following a near-death experience on the infamous Alpine pass

 

[Speicher]

Tribansman wants to travel on the Furka-Oberalp-Bahn.

 

[Andy in Germany]

Tribansman wants to travel on the Furka-Oberalp-Bahn.

@Speicher's secret ambition is to be the Furka Oberalb Bahn official mascot.

 

[ChrisKz]

Andy in Germany .. just wants to Furka lot

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Andy in Germany .. just wants to Furka lot

This is the Lie thread so post not allowed

ChrisKz likes a bit of Swiss Alpine activity. He's frequently seen skipping through the mountains singing "The Hills are alive with the sound of music" whilst wearing the appropriate Julie Andrews outfit.

 

[stephec]

26 is having therapy for his nun fetish, which he describes as his dirty habit.

 

[Andy in Germany]

Andy in Germany .. just wants to Furka lot

You know you've lived in another country a long time when you have to read that twice before getting the joke...

 

[Speicher]

Ferrovie Autolinee Regionali Ticinesi

Andy in Germany can translate that.

 

[stephec]

Speicher is fluent in three languages, English, nonsense, and foul.

 

[Dec66]

Using only the controlled release of flatus, stephec can produce note-perfect renditions of the national anthems of all 27 EU member states.

Any attempt to play God Save The Queen, however, results in a "follow through".

 

[roadrash]

Dec66 is a constipated accountant..... he works it out with a pencil

 

[Tribansman]

@roadrash wishes he was constipated so he didn't have to pen it in with triple layered Tena pants

 

[Dec66]

@roadrash wishes he was constipated so he didn't have to pen it in with triple layered Tena pants

Tribansman once described faecal impaction as "Michael Douglas's best film".