Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug accused me of stealing his Kit Kat. I wish he’d give me a break.

Rockaay, in his youth, went to the Antarctic.
He once tried to eat a Penguin, but was shocked and appalled that it tasted nothing like a biscuit.

... Besides, the injuries he received was enough to put him off for life!

 

[Rocky]

When Doug meets new people he always tells them about his 50 stone giant pet penguin.

It’s a good ice breaker.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

When Doug meets new people he always tells them about his 50 stone giant pet penguin.

It’s a good ice breaker.

Rockaay went to a 'Try Curling' session at his local ice rink recently.

He felt like a right eejit when he turned up with curlers and hair drier.

 

[Rocky]

Rockaay went to a 'Try Curling' session at his local ice rink recently.

He felt like a right eejit when he turned up with curlers and hair drier.

Especially as I have very little hair these days

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

When Doug meets new people he always tells them about his 50 stone giant pet penguin.

It’s a good ice breaker.

Actually, each curing stone is 44lb each, which is about 3 stone, so in each end, 16 are played, which comes to 48 stone, so, you are not far off it! 😆

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Especially as I have very little hair these days

Wiggy... I mean... Rockaay, is utterly convinced that nobody can tell he wears a toupé.

 

[Rocky]

Mad Doug spent all his money on a top quality wig. Mind you he looks very good wearing it, so I guess it was a small price toupee.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

It isn't very well known, but in private, without his wig on, NASA used Rockaay's shiny head to calibrate the mirrors on the James Webb Telescope before it was sent skywards.

 

[Andy in Germany]

Rare image of @Mad Doug Biker with wig:

 

[Rocky]

Andy is thinking about applying for a job as a mirror cleaner. It's something he could see himself doing.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rare image of @Mad Doug Biker with wig:

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But that is me before I have a shave!

Andy is more like Brian, slow, slimy and with a shell harder than a nut

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Andy is thinking about applying for a job as a mirror cleaner. It's something he could see himself doing.

Rockaay just gets the council to fumigate his flat every 3 months.

 

[Rocky]

Doug has a pet flea. It can read. Its favourite book is the Itch-Hikers Guide to the Galaxy.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug has a pet flea. It can read. Its favourite book is the Itch-Hikers Guide to the Galaxy.

Rockaay has a pet Salmon who is often unsure of things.

It's favourite book is...

*I'll let you work that one out*.

 

[Rocky]

Rockaay has a pet Salmon who is often unsure of things.

It's favourite book is...

*I'll let you work that one out*.

Would that be Fly Fishing by JR Hartley?