Mad Doug Biker
I prefer animals to most people.
- Location
- Craggy Island
Post a lie about the poster above.
- Thread starter Mr Pig
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Mad Doug Biker
I prefer animals to most people.
- Location
- Craggy Island
Stephec actually is going to go along and pretend he's blind so they take pity on him.
roadrash
cycle chatterer
- Location
- sitting on the edge of wigan pier
stephec says you shouldn't buy a labrador.... have you seen how many of their owners go blind
All uphill
Still rolling along
- Location
- Somerset
roadrash has a tiny dachshund. If its legs were any shorter they wouldn't reach the ground.
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
Rocky, hungry, dog's dinner. Need I say more?
Mad Doug Biker
I prefer animals to most people.
- Location
- Craggy Island
Rocky tried to learn how to speak Garlic once, but the only thing he ended up doing was cause a stink.
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ExBrit
Über Member
- Location
- Southern California
Mad Doug is a real member of Bikeoholics Anonymous which is a totally real group of people who participate in a 12 step program to get them to stop spending so much damn time and money on bicycles. It is 100% funded by BWUK (Bicycle widows of the UK)
All uphill
Still rolling along
- Location
- Somerset
ExBrit left GB to get away from all those expensive bike shops. What a surprise when he arrived in Spain and found they have bikes too.
Mad Doug Biker
I prefer animals to most people.
- Location
- Craggy Island
On passing up the opportunity of moving to Italy, AU is absolutely kicking himself, because as it turns out, as far as he can tell anyway, you can use your Giro to buy a fancy bike and then race it!
All uphill
Still rolling along
- Location
- Somerset
MDB tried to swap his bus pass for a bike. The deal fell through when the seller saw the photo on his pass.
"It's a good match for my ar*e, but not my face" he said.
"It's a good match for my ar*e, but not my face" he said.
Mad Doug Biker
I prefer animals to most people.
- Location
- Craggy Island
How very dare you!
That said, AU's mighty 'bum chin' got him into the final of 'Rear of The Year 2010', before it was dramatically revealed that it was actually his face.
Gloria Hunniford has never quite been the same after that!
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