Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
It's all in jest, please don't take what I say with any real seriousness (despite the title of this thread), this is very tame for me, but apologies if I have said anything.
Post a lie about the poster above.
- Thread starter Mr Pig
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It's all in jest, please don't take what I say with any real seriousness (despite the title of this thread), this is very tame for me, but apologies if I have said anything.
ExBrit
Über Member
- Location
- Southern California
It can be risky to insult a moderator. MDB has never done that.
I already have one strike because of a dirty limerick I posted. Seriously, there wasn't even one line you would want to read to your Grandmother.
I already have one strike because of a dirty limerick I posted. Seriously, there wasn't even one line you would want to read to your Grandmother.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Ah, ok. I've met Pat 5mph, but she seems reasonably ok... Usually 😆
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Doug has summoned a Moderator. 
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Doug has summoned a Moderator.
Oh no!
rogerzilla
Legendary Member
Mad Doug said "moderator" five times in front of a mirror.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Stephec is one of the biggest and most prolific hookers in his local area.
... He's the Central Saharan Fly Fishing Champion 5 years running.
... He's the Central Saharan Fly Fishing Champion 5 years running.
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All uphill
Still rolling along
- Location
- Somerset
Doug was granted a wish by his slightly deaf godmother because he had eaten all his brussel sprouts.
He asked for an enormous dessert and got the Sahara.
He asked for an enormous dessert and got the Sahara.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Uppers would prefer Baked Alaska, but the oven was not large enough.
Or the chocolate cake that his friend Sasha taught him the recipe.
Or the chocolate cake that his friend Sasha taught him the recipe.
All uphill
Still rolling along
- Location
- Somerset
Speicher's favourite dessert is made out of bits of the Black Forest.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
My Dad gave me a 'Celebratory' bit of chocolate and cream cake earlier and I could barely eat it. I don't normally eat overly sweet or 'chocolatey' things.
It was so rich and too much that it took me the best part of an hour just to eat the slice I had. ☺️
It was so rich and too much that it took me the best part of an hour just to eat the slice I had. ☺️
All uphill
Still rolling along
- Location
- Somerset
Now that Doug has eaten from the Royal cake he is obliged to doff his cap and bend the knee everything someone says "Charles"
PS I can't eat cake either, far too rich and sugary.
PS I can't eat cake either, far too rich and sugary.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
AU knows that I'd rather not bend at all, thanks! 😆
All uphill
Still rolling along
- Location
- Somerset
That's true!
