Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rockaay disagrees, he thinks it was crap

 

[roadrash]

speaking of timing, MDB still wears a mickey mouse watch and often says its ten past mickey moues left ear

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Using Sesamme Street as an aid, Roadrash has very nearly learned how to tell the time.

24 Hour clocks still send him into a spin though

 

[stephec]

MDB was 19 years old before he realised that Bert and Ernie were puppets.

 

[roadrash]

Stephec actually IS the cookie monster

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

No they are not, they are real people

Rockaay is about to embark on a trip of a lifetime to go and meet Mickey Mouse and friends at Disney Land!!

He's been saving up his paper round money for years you know!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

My dad was still doing a paper round when he was 84

Mad Doug has got Big Ears.......erm, erm, um........someone help me out with a punch line.

Rockaay's bald head is so shiny that NASA have identified him as being a leading cause of global warming

However, they have offered to send him permanently to the International Space Station in an attempt to help reflect sunshine back out into space.

At this moment in time, he has refused to go until he's been to Disney Land, and that's FINAL!!

 

[colly]

Mad Doug has a Manx cat that cross dresses.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Being dyslexic, Colly wants a Wanx Pussy too!!

 

[Archie_tect]

If in doubt shoot Doug first, then ask questions.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Why did Archie shoot MDB?

 

[Archie_tect]

[It was a lie...] 26 eats, shoots and leaves his aura.

 

[colly]

Archie likes his pussy behind bars

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Colly likes to go to Korea so he can eat pussy!!




..... What?!

 

[stephec]

On finding out about Colly's culinary habits MDB immediately booked ten one way tickets to Korea.