Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug loves his bike so much he is having his body remodelled. His legs now look like bicycle forks, his arms like drop bars and he has Raleigh tattooed on his

AU volunteered specifically to tattoo me on my...

 

[Rocky]

From the moment Doug saw his mate’s abacus tattoo, he knew he could count on him.

 

[All uphill]

Rocky travelled north to get a tattoo on his back.

It was terribly painful and there was lots of noise.

When he complained he was asked "What did you expect when you asked for the Edinburgh Tattoo?"

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky travelled north to get a tattoo on his back.

It was terribly painful and there was lots of noise.

When he complained he was asked "What did you expect when you asked for the Edinburgh Tattoo?"

AU thinks that his new tattoo of a Spider's Web - On his face - Is really cool and totally 'out there'

 

[Rocky]

People always ask where Doug got his incredibly detailed tattoo done. But they never believe him when he tells them Spain.

Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.

 

[All uphill]

Rocky wanted an image of a needle tattooed on his arm.

His Mum said no, she couldn't see the point.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky wanted an image of a needle tattooed on his arm.

His Mum said no, she couldn't see the point.

AU always makes the point

'It's easier for a needle to pass a Camel, than it is to enter heaven after posting in this thread'.

 

[rogerzilla]

Mad Doug was deported from Saudi Arabia for smoking Camels.

He thought they'd taste like kippers.

 

[All uphill]

Rog lost his job as a chef for smoking sausages.

He'd set the grill on 'high' again.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rog lost his job as a chef for smoking sausages.

He'd set the grill on 'high' again.

AU really does LOVE a nice big sausage!


Puerile, I know, sorry 😆

 

[All uphill]

Doug is really a sausage maker from Berlin.

He went to a food fair and was told his sausage was the wurst.

See, I can do 'groan' jokes as well.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

AU has invented a new kind of cladding for houses. The recipe is a secret, but he will concede that it contains gravel and bits of rowan, hence the name he's given his new creation... 'Groan'.

 

[rogerzilla]

Mad Doug thought spardashing was a variation of Supermarket Sweep.

 

[stephec]

RZ was in the running to replace Dale Winton in the remake of Supermarket Sweep, he lost out though when he refused to tone down the false tan.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

RZ was in the running to replace Dale Winton in the remake of Supermarket Sweep, he lost out though when he refused to tone down the false tan.

Stephec has heard that Donald Trump has been rumoured to have landed the part.