Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

When Doug asked Pete what the lumps of grey meat in gravy were, he could have sworn he said, "Faggots".

The best compliment Archie has EVER had was from a kid in the street who sang at him

'Silly old faggot
Face like a maggot!'


To this day, Archie regails anyone who will listen!

 

[guitarpete247]

MDB had the same song sung at him but it was't his face that resembled a maggot.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB had the same song sung at him but it was't his face that resembled a maggot.

When it comes to certain parts of GP's anatomy, you need to use an electron microscope just to see them!!

 

[TVC]

And MDB is the man at the controls.

 

[colly]

TVC simply lacks control.

 

[TVC]

Colly has amazing bladder control for a man of his age.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

And MDB is the man at the controls.

Only because there is a long line of people pointing and laughing before me!

TVC can hear a dripping noise and something feels strangely warm.

It is that time of year again!!

Yes! It is time for Rockaay's anual bath!!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

It is that time of year again!!

Yes! It is time for Rockaay's anual bath!!

Maud Dog is being mean with his Ns again.......it's a sure sign that he's getting ready for hibernation.

Rockaay will know when it really WILL be time for me to hibernate when I stop using 'U's

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Talking of letters, Mad Doug loves a V sign......and has anyone noticed that he bears a passing resemblance to Ronnie Biggs

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I have little time for him or any of the others involved.

Rockaay once broke into and stole a whole load of trains from his local model railway shop.

Yes, I'm at a loss as what to nickname his crime too.

 

[colly]

Mad Doug has a one track mind and when he gets up a head of steam and he gets the green light, it signals the end of the line anyone who trains and coaches drivers who wear platform shoes.

 

[accountantpete]

You never see The Fat Controller and Colly in the same room together.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

You always see The Thin Controller and ACP in the same room together though!

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug's Red Indian name is He Who Spots Trains On Platform Two of Surbiton Station.

 

[TVC]

Pete's Red Indian name is Brenda.

 

[Dayvo]

TVC, being English, was known as Fight a Lot, to his Red Indian friends.

Unfortunately their speech impediments make it sound like Fart a Lot, which isn't far from the truth.