Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

Colly's stuck in a Jam Butty Mine.

 

[Speicher]

Archie has devised a new sort of door jamb.

 

[Archie_tect]

Speicher hates traffic jams.

 

[Speicher]

Archie tect went to Crufts one year, and was caught in a tail back in the traffic.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Speicher went to Crufts but was thrown out for getting overly familiar with the Judge's leg.

 

[PaulSecteur]

On a recent wet ride, another rider passed Tosh and commented "Nice weather for ducks!"

Not being one to take anyone's word, Tosh decided to see if this was true and headed for the nearest pond. Upon asking the resident ducks if they like this wet weather he was told they "actually preffer dryer weather, as long as it didn't dry their pond out". Tosh didn't appreciate that ducks don't appreciate outsiders being nosey, or how rude a duck can be as was promptly told to "Quack off".

 

[Archie_tect]

Paul went to the south-east of France for his holidays, which was Nice.

 

[TVC]

Rocky went swimming in the river in Paris. He must be in Seine.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC's in denial.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky mislaid his bicycle in France. He had been told not Toulouse-Lautrec.

 

[Archie_tect]

Speicher's Toulouse gite is a bit posh.... who needs two?

 

[Speicher]

Archie went into a supermarket in France to buy eight bottles of wine. Sadly he could only Carrefour.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Speicher went to buy four candles.

Not four candles, fork `andles. `Andles for forks.


A youtube for the whipper-snappers...


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaGpaj2nHIo

 

[Archie_tect]

Speicher, when asked to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence, replied that her coat had 10 buttons but she could only....

 

[Speicher]

Mr Rocky accompanied Mrs Rocky on her visit to some shops to buy some shorts. Rocky soon got bored as the shops were busy and they had to culottes.