Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Speichers likes to dress up as Fred Astaire whilst she eats her dessert. Sadly she is such a messy eater she ends up with pudding on her top hat, pudding on her white tie, and pudding on her tails.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC eats his cheese and biscuits after dessert and even gets pudding on the Ritz.

 

[TVC]

Ricky keeps a single shirt sleeve rolled up in his trouser pocket. Why not, there's no arm in it.

 

[Speicher]

Speichers likes to dress up as Fred Astaire whilst she eats her dessert. Sadly she is such a messy eater she ends up with pudding on her top hat, pudding on her white tie, and pudding on her tails.

 

[Archie_tect]

When... TVC swims in the sea
and an eel bites his knee....
that's a moray.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Colly is standing for the LIPs (Leeds Independence Party). If he doesn't get elected he'll stand next time for the HIPs (Huddersfield Independence Party) and failing that he'll stand for the Tadcaster Independence Team.

Whereas next time, Rockaay will be standing for the Doncaster Independent Curriculum and Knowledge Society.

Speicher is recovering at home after a nasty tumble when she got caught in the stampede as the polling station opened.

Yeah, sorry about that, but to be fair, I did want to get back home before 'In The Night Garden' started on Cebeebies!

Archie tect went to Crufts one year, and was caught in a tail back in the traffic.

I went to Crufts one year and accidentally ate a dog biscuit..... TRUE STORY!!!

TVC's in denial.

I remember at school (yes, I did actually go, not that you would know it!), we were asked the question in about Primary 3

'What river runs through Glasgow?'

Someone answered

'The Nile!'

Oh how we laughed..... I mean everyone KNOWS that its the River Kelvin!!

Annyway, Speicher is currently suffering from Rabies and is trying to tell us!!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

When... TVC swims in the sea
and an eel bites his knee....
that's a moray.

Archie has roughly about the same I.Q. as a plate of Salmon Mornay

 

[Archie_tect]

Mort's feeling a little flemish.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mort's feeling a little flemish.

Please pass him/her here once you are finished!!

Due to Archie's unfortunate speech impediment, he is often heard calling anyone he thinks as being idiotic, 'Walloon'

 

[Maverick Goose]

MDB is the reincarnation of a Pictish shaman.

 

[TVC]

MG is the reincarnation of Ena Sharples.

 

[PaulSecteur]

RockyMountain used to love those baggy jeans with "Joe Bloggs" written down the leg.

He still wears them to this day (every day).

 

[TVC]

Levi 501s with turn ups. Still Paul's prefered trouser.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Levi 501s with turn ups. Still Paul's prefered trouser.

TVC is still waiting for his ticket out of the USSR

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug has been round the block a few times.



He keeps forgetting where he lives.

Rockaay has just moved north for a new career, but before he left, he told everyone that he was moving to North Korea