Post a lie about the poster above.

[Dayvo]

When people meet Paul Secteur they immediately call 999.

 

[TVC]

When people meet Dayvo they immediately call for their mummy.

 

[Dayvo]

TVC likes to go on day trips.

It coincides with his day-release.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Everyday is day release for Dayvo, ever since he climbed over the wall.

 

[TVC]

When Paul goes on holiday it's a holiday for all of us.

 

[colly]

TVC found Leeds on Sea a tad disappointing.

 

[TVC]

Colly stays close to home, he finds Harrogate a little foreign for his tastes, and don't get him started on Pontefract.

 

[Dayvo]

TVC thought soixante-neuf was some kind of bridge, like Pont Neuf.

Stoopid boy!

 

[colly]

Dayvo is still looking for The Bridge of Size

 

[Cheddar George]

Rocky wrote an autobiography ............. it's a simple story concerning the adventures of a Y reg Ford Cortina.

 

[Lavender Rose]

Mort regularly sends himself flowers and finds it hard to leave the shelter without a kitten

 

[PaulSecteur]

Romour has it that CAB has a shaved kitten.

Must have been awkward to do, but a lot less meowing than when she waxed it.

 

[Dayvo]

PaulSecteur wants to have a Brazilian, but unfortunately he has alopecia, so he borrows some of CAB's shaved kitten hair for an authentic look and feel. But then he starts purring.

 

[Dayvo]

RM has been spotted in a thread in 'Pro Cycling' on this forum.

Funnily enough, it's the same picture that's doing the rounds amongst the gay community (can't imagine why).










Well, if the sock fits, wear it!

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Dayvo's sock has a hole in it