Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

TBT knows that old mine would be in Tintagel, and that ThinAir's plan has been foiled.

 

[ThinAir]

Speicher wants a knight in shining armour.... Not a cycle chatter in tin foil.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TA really thinks that foil is tin. He's opened up an old mine in Cornwall on the strength of that

TBT has been watching some films specially produced for scientists recently.

One such film is 'Empire Of The Sn', a tragedy about the rise and fall of the Cornish tin mining industry.

Speicher wants a knight in shining armour.... Not a cycle chatter in tin foil.

ThinAir has just learned this the hard way and is taking off said foil as I type this! (Its just as well there was no Thunder and Lightning last night....).

 

[ThinAir]

MDB likes to chase bees, steal their pollen and rub cheese into their knees.

 

[Archie_tect]

It's a sobering thought that all our aspirations just disappear into ThinAir.

 

[accountantpete]

It would take an awful lot of aspirations to sober up Archie.

 

[Dayvo]

RM thought Tommy Cooper played for Leeds United in the 70s.

 

[davdandy]

Rocky cannot bite anyone,he lost his teeth while hitting the tarmac once after unclipping,and now his mates called him Gummy.

 

[stephec]

Dave was very disappointed the first time he visited a zoo, he still can't believe that gummy bears aren't real.

 

[TVC]

Stephec has never heard about the zoo whose only animal was a dog.

 

[stephec]

TVC tried phoning the big cats house at Whipsnade zoo. He couldn't get through because all the lions were busy.

Every year on April Fools Day Rocky swears it won't happen again, but still he always ends up ringing London Zoo and asking to speak to Mr C Lyon.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Rocky still sits in a high chair and wears a bib when he's fed

 

[Archie_tect]

25x's mother tried to teach him to whistle, he got it at the 26th attampt

 

[Speicher]

Rocky knows dozens of reasons why he doesn't need to learn his twelve times table.

 

[Archie_tect]

Rocky is living in his own personal hall.