Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

Rocky's Archie's baker decided that baking French bread was a pain.

 

[stephec]

Rocky found the instructions for baking very condescending, "don't tell me to knead the dough, it's obvious you need dough to bake bread," he declared.

 

[Speicher]

When Stephec cannot decide which sort of bread to buy, Mrs Stephec tells him to use his loaf.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky keeps his pickled sandwiches in a jar.

 

[Archie_tect]

Speicher like a gherkin now and again...

 

[TVC]

Archie's fondness for a pickled egg is one of the reasons he sleeps alone.

 

[Dayvo]

TVC loves his new boots and panties.

No, not the Ian Drury album, but the clothes he wears on a Saturday night out.

 

[accountantpete]

Dayvo is too sexy for his plus fours.

 

[Dayvo]

AP - the last of the budgie smugglers:

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

AP - the last of the budgie smugglers:

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Following the success of the film 'The Last Of The Mohicans', Dayvo has been pitching his idea for a film around Hollywood for a while now.
It is about the dying trade in smuggling small Australian birds.



........ Can you guess what the title is??

 

[Dayvo]

RM was convinced that Pussy Galore won the ladies' Wimbledon title in 1977.

The he remembered it was Vagina Wide.

 

[stephec]

When Dayvo first went to Wimbledon he shouted some words of encouragement to Martina Navaratilova, who turned and waved, and smiled back to him.

Ever since then he's told anyone who'll listen, "I reckon I was in there."

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug has been auditioning for the lead part in Alex Salmond's remake of the famous American civil war film. I think it's called McGonegal With The Wind.

..... Whit is this obsession with Mr Salmond??

ANNYWAY, Rockaay once starred in a public information film set in an STD Clinic on the Shetland Isles.

It was called 'Gonorrhea With The Wind'

When Dayvo first went to Wimbledon he shouted some words of encouragement to Martina Navaratilova, who turned and waved, and smiled back to him.

Ever since then he's told anyone who'll listen, "I reckon I was in there."

When at Wimbledon, Stephec always blushes when the Umpire utters the words 'Love'.

Steph has such a crush on most of them you see!

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Rocky knows it's a Rhum do and will end up with Eigg on his face. That Canna be right he says I'm not Muck-ing about I'm shooting for the Skye

 

[Archie_tect]

26x tells everyone who asks that he's from the Isle of Ewe.