Post a lie about the poster above.

[PaulSecteur]

Rocky has just started doing 1000 squats per day in an attempt to take Carol Vordermans "rear of the year" tittle.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

PaulS, quite possibly a figment of his own imagination.

 

[Archie_tect]

He should manage one by tea-time.

[Tosh said that Rocky.... get him]

 

[stephec]

Rocky was sat opposite Mort when he recreated the famous uncrossing of the legs scene.

Mort felt a tad deflated however when Rocky instantly picked up his magnifying glass.

 

[Archie_tect]

Stephec was too busy dousing the fire started by the static electric spark to notice.

 

[Dayvo]

AT easily manages 1,000 squats.

He lives uninvited at other people's home when they're away on holiday.

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky has been attempting some chin ups. He's ok on the first but the second chin is a right bugger.

 

[Archie_tect]

Rocky's cooking on gas tonight, he should be done in 20 minutes.

 

[Dayvo]

RM has spent the last 50 years in a public toilet.

You could say he's been in convenienced.

 

[stephec]

Davyo has already informed the water board of RM's occupation, forcing them to put all sewage farms on red alert.

They fear an incident so great that the aftermath will warrant a visit from Prince Charles.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

stephec isn't allowed into Somerset any more after the big girls blouse that he is burst into tears and caused mayhem on the Levels last winter

 

[Speicher]

TBT likes motorbikes. He rides his Norton commando in this very warm weather.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Speicher always rides her bike side saddle.

 

[Archie_tect]

Tosh has got a hands-free mobile for his unicycle.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Archie bought a tandem in the hopes someone might like to ride with him.