Post a lie about the poster above.

[guitarpete247]

PS always brings the house down.



With a bang.

 

[davdandy]

Pete always brings his pants down on Saturday nights at the Derby and Joan club.

 

[guitarpete247]

Dav left his pants in Derby with Joan who's now in the club.

 

[roadrash]

guitarpete thinks the club that joan goes to in derby is really pants

 

[accountantpete]

Roadrash wears fake ankle tags and hopes to attract the chicks by pretending to be the bad boy of cycling.

 

[accountantpete]

Usain Bolt has denied saying nasty things about Rocky - Bolt maintains he was talking about the Commonwealth Games.

 

[Speicher]

Accountantpete tried Water Polo. Sadly he could not sink to the bottom of the pool to retrieve the sweets.

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky has now tasted one of Speicher's flapjacks and is sending the rest to the I'm A Celebrity Bush Tucker Trials

 

[Speicher]

Accountantpete likes roasted cockroach with dragonfly sauce.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Rocky is said to resemble a downbeat Jack Dee.

 

[guitarpete247]

Jack Dee looks like a more cheerful version of TB.

 

[accountantpete]

Mort's spell checker accompanied him down the pub this lunchtime.

 

[Archie_tect]

Mort's grandma ran the Nazis... out of town.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Rocky's a dedicated follower of fashion.

Oh yes he is!

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Tosh's sense of fashion is appreciated at the Derby and Joan club