Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

When 26x entertains at his local Derby and Joan Club, there's not a dry seat in the house.

 

[guitarpete247]

Archie has never sat on a dry seat in his life.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Rocky went to Harwich (geography is not his strong point but there are ferries there). He thought he could cross the Mersey with Gerry but the excitement was too much for his pacemaker.

 

[accountantpete]

Mort's knowledge of history only stretches to 1066 - the year The Beatles conquered America.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Ap's trying to get hold of Bob Dylan. He can hardly contain his excitement.

After listening to "Blowin' in the wind" last night, finally, he's sure he's got the answer, it's definitely 53 and a half.

He hasn't had a reply from Bob.

 

[guitarpete247]

Rocky has never been able to pass water.

 

[Cheddar George]

Pete is afraid to pass water ever since he invented the asparagus and beetroot smoothie.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

CG's smoothie invention didn't go too well. He markets it as a Textured Smoothie. Not so much Smooth - more Texture

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Tosh once wrote a song about throwing fruit across rivers in the North West. I think he called it Berry Cross the Mersey.

Hey @User14044 - checkout my post on the previous page

 

[TVC]

Ricky carries the feint odour of silage

 

[accountantpete]

TVC is so tired of the constant drinking and drugs that he is considering packing up golf altogether and going into Rock music.

 

[Archie_tect]

In 1974 Pete invented a curved crisp for golfers... he called it a pringle... he often wonders what happened to the idea.

 

[guitarpete247]

Archie has just had his annual holiday at the local golf course. Making sand castles in the bunker.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Be very scared, very scared indeed if Pete gets his mashie niblick out

 

[Archie_tect]

Never accept one of 26x's 99s...