Post a lie about the poster above.

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Pete's really red rear was a result of riding western style during the cattle ranch roundup.

 

[stephec]

26x25 still hasn't gotten over being overlooked for a leading role in Brokeback Mountain in favour of AP.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Being a very Lone Ranger, stephec is still looking for his Tonto

 

[KEEF]

Thingy bob by thingy bob has ranged far and wide looking for his Tonto but up to now Tonto has evaded him

 

[Joshua Plumtree]

Keef has forgotten how to spell his own name.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Josh did a spell................



............at Her Majesty's pleasure

 

[stephec]

26x25 has dreamed many times of pleasuring her majesty.

 

[Joshua Plumtree]

After many unsuccessful attempts, Stephec has invented the world's first reusable toilet paper.

 

[davdandy]

Joshua doesn't bother with toilet paper,he says his hands do a good enough job.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

dav can't work out why Civil Service stationery is labelled "On Her Majesty's Service" except for the toilet paper which is labelled "Government Property"

 

[colly]

Rocky was once offered a roll in a movie.












It was Carry on at your Convenience..........................and it was a toilet roll

 

[roadrash]

when visiting friends colly often likes to stretch cling film over the toilet

 

[colly]

RR uses Clingfilum..................it's made in Newcastle

 

[Speicher]

Colly is not old enough to know how to bowl a maid in Over.

 

[stephec]

Colly is not old enough to know how to bowl a maid in Over.

Speicher knows this from personal experience.