Post a lie about the poster above.

[Joshua Plumtree]

colly wobbles both buttocks on his bike.

 

[stephec]

Joshua's buttocks are of such proportions that his party piece whilst riding a bike is the disappearing saddle trick.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

stephec often mistakes butties for buttocks. It's not a pretty sight when he sinks his teeth into the latter

 

[Ludwig]

26x25 has finally managed to get his art into Bond Street but the council have spent days trying to scrub it off the wall

 

[Archie_tect]

Rockaay so wishes he'd bought up all the Utilities in 1974 [and why is there only one Monopolies Commission?]

 

[Archie_tect]

Rockaay's passing "Go"... I think that's what he said.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Archie had a "Get Out of Jail Free" card. But the cops put him right back inside.

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky has been posing for Ian Botham's Twitter page again.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Rocky has been posing for Ian Botham's Twitter page again.

Being another "all rounder" pete is jealous. You'll just have to expand that waist line even more pete

 

[colly]

Rocky has his silly mid on.

 

[TVC]

Colly had his bails off years ago.

 

[Joshua Plumtree]

The Velvet Curtain was batting for the other side when Botham couldn't quite get his leg over.

 

[stephec]

Joshua has often been found to have a sticky wicket, even though he's never set foot in a cricket club in his life.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Stephec was chucked out of the cricket club when he turned up dressed as a grasshopper. He's been known as The Bolton perv ever since

 

[colly]

26 x 25 just loves to show off his googly......................................................... A distant relation to Herr Hitler I shouldn't wonder.