Post a lie about the poster above.

[Joshua Plumtree]

TVC's velvet curtain hasn't been washed since 1997 and is showing signs of wear around the edges.

 

[luckyfox]

Joshua sings 'shimmy shimmy coco pop' every time he wins a game of snap.

 

[accountantpete]

luckyfox has just taken the ice-bucket challenge and has nominated Pope Francis.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Rocky is riding into town on his pet llama, Cedric, today to purchase some new hosiery and a cabbage. What a life.

 

[Archie_tect]

Tosh has an emu that he sticks his arm up to entertain people in the street.

 

[Dayvo]

AT's nickname when he was a nipper was Lord Charles.

Don't ask why or where his uncle had his hand/arm!

 

[Hop3y]

@Dayvo was one of Henry VIIIs wives.

 

[Archie_tect]

Hop3y wears a dustman's cap + cor'blimey trousers... and rents out a former local authority residence in Peckham.

 

[Archie_tect]

Don't know how that happened R, I'll delete the first one otherwise yours'll be odd! ... ha!

 

[accountantpete]

After a lifetime of drink Rocky looks just like a Rummynose Tetra.

 

[colly]

A barrel in the cleft stick is better than two stitches in time. Only ACP knows what he's on about.

 

[TVC]

Colly is still looking for Sid, to tell him.

 

[Milzy]

The Velvet Curtain rides a BSO with an old copy of cycling weekly tucked down the back of his pink cycling shorts.

 

[stephec]

Milzy rides his bike with a pair of socks down the front of his white shorts.

 

[TVC]

Stephec's dilema: Nipple clamps over or under the lycra.