Post a lie about the poster above.

[stephec]

MDB is permanently banned from all the libraries in his area for using the old, "hey love, have you ever had those weighed?" joke on a rather voluptuous librarian.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Its only recently Rockaaaay got the frog - read it, read it joke.

Up till now he was confused and was doing a toad impression!

 

[Speicher]

Paul often went to the Library and removed the paper covers on some books. The Staff were upset and told him to jacket in.

 

[Speicher]

Mort wanted to combine his interest in Thomas Hardy with baking, so he is calling new book "The Mayor of Caster Sugar".

 

[PaulSecteur]

Speicher want to combine her love of owls with her love of Sir Alan Sugar.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Paul is about to send a complaint to Douglas Adams as, after reading 'The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy', he really is none the wiser as how to hitchhike back to his home planet of Alpha Centauri after his ship crash landed and was written off.

 

[stephec]

PS is really sweet, so sweet in fact he's forever hearing people say, "you make me sick."

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

PS is really sweet, so sweet in fact he's forever hearing people say, "you make me sick."

Stephec once kissed a man girl on the first date.





















...... Unfortunately it was on a boat, he got seasick and puked in her mouth.

They split up soon after.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rockaay is about to go out on a date.

Ironically, it is going to be on a boat too!!

 

[stephec]

Rocky always paints a wonderful picture with his posts, it's a shame they're all Jackson Pollacks.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Steph used to go to the same butcher's as Damian Hirst in the late '80s/'90s

 

[stephec]

MDB had aspirations to become an artist in the Damian Hirst style, but in the end he just couldn't cut it.

 

[accountantpete]

Stephec is older than Geoff Hurst.

 

[stephec]

Many people have looked at AP's posts on here and thought, "I wish it was all over."

 

[TVC]

For Stephec it is all over.

All over the carpet, all over the curtains and all over the duvet.