Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

Mort often takes his investments out for bed and breakfast.

 

[stephec]

Mort found Russ Abbott's Basildon Bond to be a far more rounded and richer character than Ian Fleming's James Bond.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Ask stephec "connery or moore?" And the answer will be. "Yes, first one then the other"

 

[Dayvo]

PS once mistook gasoline for Vaseline.

Blimey, you should have seen the sparks!

 

[davdandy]

Dayvo has got worms.

 

[Speicher]

Davdandy has got a bee under his bonnet.

That is why his car was making such a peculiar noise.

 

[Dayvo]

Speich often gets her knickers in a twist. Doesn't stop her dancing like she did last summer.

 

[stephec]

When Davyo's feeling a bit twisted he likes to wear frilly knickers and hang around in bars.

 

[Dayvo]

stephec has an axe to grind.

 

[Speicher]

Dayvo wears a Lumberjack shirt.

 

[Dayvo]

Speicher wears a big girl's blouse.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Speicher wears a big girl's blouse.

Going out pubbing and clubbing tonight (this being Oslo he's just taken out a new mortgage), Dave is going to wear his new frock in the hope that it will excite all the boys when he shows them a bit of ankle!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug when dressed for a night out has often been likened to Arthur Negus in a thong.


(see I told you I couldn't get it out of my head)

What Rockaay is trying to tell us with all the subtlety of a brick, is that he is President of the official Arthur Negus fan club.

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug presents the Antiques Roadshow/Trinny &Susannah crossover show Going For A Thong.

 

[Speicher]

ACP presents the gardening and dancing cross over show: Gardeners Twirled.