Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

Little Rocky Horner
Sat in a corner
Eating an apple pie
He stuck in his thumb
And pulled out a plum
And said 'What's the feck is a plum doing in my apple pie?'

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Little Rocky Horner
Sat in a corner
Eating an apple pie
He stuck in his thumb
And pulled out a plum
And said 'What's the feck is a plum doing in my apple pie?'

Colly was floating lonely as a cloud
When all of a sudden he said out loud
What the f**k is in this medication??!!

 

[colly]

Mad Doug thought he would have a go at 'this poetry lark'

His first attempt,

'If you can keep your head when all about you
are losing theirs and blaming you
Shout loudly 'It's not fair'

Was also his last

 

[roadrash]

collys favourite poem

roses are red
violets are blue
im schitzophrenic
and so am i

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Roadrash's latest effort is

Roses are red
Bacon is red
I am no poet
Bacon!!

 

[PaulSecteur]

MDB once had a pet pig that he named "Bacon Sandwich"

 

[Retribution03]

Paul only goes riding so he can eat wild thistles

 

[TVC]

Gettingyourownback3 sits naked on wild thistles.

Everybody has to have a hobby.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Wild thistles could never drag TVC from a horse (or is that the other way around ?)

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TBT was born Cecil. C. Cececess. Unfortuntately, having an unfortunate speech impediment, he is now better lnown as Thithle. Th. Thethetheth.

 

[Speicher]

TBT was born Cecil. C. Cececess. Unfortuntately, having an unfortunate speech impediment, he is now better lnown as Thithle. Th. Thethetheth.

MDB forgot that it is Cecil C Cececess III. Thithle Th Thethetheth the Third.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Speicher's real name is actually the longest recorded word in the German language.

She makes that place in Wales look like a yelp!

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky once wrote an article for Country Life entitled How Green Was My Valet.

 

[PaulSecteur]

AP likes to go into supermarkets and make phantom announcements over the tannoy.

"Could miss Tess Cosis-cheaper go to customer information please..."

 

[Archie_tect]

Pete once wrote a piece about double entry accounting for Accountants' Weekly, but it wasn't published.... you can't legally print pictures like that.