Post a lie about the poster above.

[Cheddar George]

Speichers talent for knitting scarves is so well known that even Al Pacino has bought one, she really is a scarf ace.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Mort's Rocky's knees are so suited to a kilt.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Rocky is one of the few people that knows KFCs secret recipe.

Apparently its "chicken mostly, and some other stuff".

 

[Archie_tect]

Paul once thought KFC tasted like chicken.... it was a Thursday.

 

[davdandy]

Archie wipes his nose on the curtains and blames it on the kids.

 

[stephec]

Dav has always believed his wife's explanation that the stains on the curtains are from the kids wiping their noses.

 

[Speicher]

Stephec likes to run up a pair of curtains.

His hems are not very level though.

 

[Archie_tect]

Speicher's first name is Annette.... she's one of twins.

 

[davdandy]

Archie has a double and looks astonishingly like Christopher Biggins.

 

[stephec]

Dav is always seen with a double, whisky, brandy, gin, vodka, rum, he's not fussy.

 

[luckyfox]

Drago Dayvo prefers eating Pringles. He is fast running out of pullovers. Lucky Fox is not going to knit him a pullover, as she is so busy with the scarf.

Stephec is over joyed that I have finally been recognised as a lady on this forum but disappointed as I was just about to post a new profile picture to end all doubts.

 

[Dayvo]

LF isn't having a personality crisis.

 

[stephec]

Dayvo never misses an episode of Eastenders, but tonight he's glued to his pc in anticipation of Luckyfox's new avatar(so am I actually).

 

[colly]

stephec's peri-anal hair is hoping for a guest appearance on Emmerdale

 

[luckyfox]

RM went nuts in the local video shop the other night as every one of their rentals has not been rewound!