Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

Which just goes to prove what we've always suspected- Colly does wobble.

 

[accountantpete]

Don Archie once cut the head off a plastic horse and put it in his rival's bed resulting in his rival waking up at 4am with a pain in his side.

That taught him.

 

[stephec]

Rocky's grasp of the French language is on a par with Derek Trotters.

 

[Speicher]

Stephec has kept all the French letters sent to him by his girlfriend.

 

[stephec]

When Speicher read the letters she was shocked by how shaky the handwriting was.

 

[colly]

It's a long time since stephec had any lead in his pencil

 

[davdandy]

Colly prefers crayons to pencils.

 

[colly]

Rubbing a passing brass is more DD's kind of thing.

 

[stephec]

You should see the interesting patterns that colly makes when he does some rubbing.

 

[Archie_tect]

Stephec knows the Yorkshire saying, "Where's there's muck, there's brass" ....sadly, coming from Bolton, it's just muck.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Archie always laughs at the bloke in the orchestra that plays the big curly trumpet.

Tromboner. Ha-ha... Boner.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Paul once knew a woman who claimed to have a lovely pair of Maraccas and he got very excited to see them


Imagine his disapointment then when she turned up and gave an hour long recital of her latest work, mimmicing various animal noises like a galloping horse, a Cicada and a Rattle Snake.

Since then, he has been very suspicious of musicians, and even turned down the offer of a young Cellist for him to pluck her instrument!

 

[stephec]

MDB'S bowel bugle is so tuneful he's been offered a scholarship at the Conservertoie, as of this moment though they haven't seen him play in the flesh.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB'S bowel bugle is so tuneful he's been offered a scholarship at the Conservertoie, as of this moment though they haven't seen him play in the flesh.

After a night on the town, Steph can give the London Phillimonic a run for their money

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug, whose real name is Albert Hall, has seen many famous piccolos.

If you ask nicely, Rockaay's French 'friend' Pierre will show you his French Horn, Ohh La La!!