Post a lie about the poster above.

[PaulSecteur]

Davdandy insists that his onion pie with apple gravey recipe was stolen by Heston Blumenthal

 

[roadrash]

paulsecteur is a faggot lover.

 

[stephec]

PS loves to talk about big meaty balls.

 

[roadrash]

stephec has the fastest typing fingers in bolton

 

[stephec]

Mort is banned from keeping pets ever since the unfortunate episode with the hedgehog and the pony.

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky is dressed up as the Abominable Snowman in the hope of attracting David Attenborough so that he can get his copy of Life On Earth autographed.

 

[Speicher]

Accountantpete has access to a slush fund.

It'ss smelted into gold.

 

[stephec]

Speicher thinks that a slush fund is cash that you save to buy frozen fruit juice drinks with.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

stephec bought some Hush Puppies thinking his dog would quiet down. Kicking him up the *rse with those on made no difference to the yelping at all

 

[PaulSecteur]

26x25 had a severe case of brain freeze after drinking 27 cups of slush puppies.

 

[stephec]

On hearing that 26x25 had brain freeze PS was heard to say, "what's a brain?"

 

[TVC]

If Stephec had two brain cells they would only argue.

 

[Archie_tect]

Underneath that tough shell, Rockaay's a turtley different person.

 

[accountantpete]

Sheep count Archie's in order to get to sleep.

 

[TVC]

Pete is always counting his. I wish he wouldn't do it in public.