TB is convinced that eleventeen is a real number
roadrash cycle chatterer Location sitting on the edge of wigan pier 23 Sep 2014 #1,741 TB is convinced that eleventeen is a real number
accountantpete OAP 23 Sep 2014 #1,742 roadrash wanted to be a mathematician but the teachers told him he wouldn't add up to much.
stephec Squire Location Bolton 23 Sep 2014 #1,743 When Pete's teachers are asked for their memories of him they start to shake and sob uncontrollably.
Andy_R Hard of hearing..I said Herd of Herring..oh FFS.. Location County Durham 23 Sep 2014 #1,744 When asked about stephc, his teachers said they remembered his mammaries used to shake and bob uncontrollably duing PE
When asked about stephc, his teachers said they remembered his mammaries used to shake and bob uncontrollably duing PE
Archie_tect De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace Location Northumberland 23 Sep 2014 #1,745 Mort knew Princess Ann's dentist, he often got the bit between his teeth.
accountantpete OAP 23 Sep 2014 #1,746 Mort sued The Smiths for libel when they wrote a song about his singing entitled Mort Is Murder so they changed it to Meat Is Murder.
Mort sued The Smiths for libel when they wrote a song about his singing entitled Mort Is Murder so they changed it to Meat Is Murder.
PaulSecteur No longer a Specialized fanboy Location Walsall, West Mids. 23 Sep 2014 #1,747 Rocky can tell the difference between the right and left twix. Right is described as "Like that feeling you get when you bump your head on something". The left is more like sporty spice, or a 1930s Austin Heely.
Rocky can tell the difference between the right and left twix. Right is described as "Like that feeling you get when you bump your head on something". The left is more like sporty spice, or a 1930s Austin Heely.
Archie_tect De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace Location Northumberland 23 Sep 2014 #1,748 When asked by a tourist where he'd recommend staying in Walsall, Paul suggested the White Hart in Lichfield.
When asked by a tourist where he'd recommend staying in Walsall, Paul suggested the White Hart in Lichfield.
Archie_tect De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace Location Northumberland 23 Sep 2014 #1,749 When Mrs M asked Mort to pass the fork and bucket while they were weeding the front border, he didn't know where to look.
When Mrs M asked Mort to pass the fork and bucket while they were weeding the front border, he didn't know where to look.
accountantpete OAP 23 Sep 2014 #1,750 Rocky smoked so much weed the last time he went to Blackpool he got an honorary membership of the Golden Mile High Club.
Rocky smoked so much weed the last time he went to Blackpool he got an honorary membership of the Golden Mile High Club.
stephec Squire Location Bolton 23 Sep 2014 #1,751 AP's dreams of joining the mile high club were dashed when his doll imploded due to the cabin pressure.
AP's dreams of joining the mile high club were dashed when his doll imploded due to the cabin pressure.
roadrash cycle chatterer Location sitting on the edge of wigan pier 23 Sep 2014 #1,752 stephec would pay a fortune for a doll that would go down on him
PaulSecteur No longer a Specialized fanboy Location Walsall, West Mids. 23 Sep 2014 #1,753 Roadrash looks up to Baldrick as an aspirational character. One day, when everything happens just right he will get a little turnip all of his own.
Roadrash looks up to Baldrick as an aspirational character. One day, when everything happens just right he will get a little turnip all of his own.
Archie_tect De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace Location Northumberland 23 Sep 2014 #1,754 Paul has a cunning plan, once he finds cunning on the map, he's good to go..
Toshiba Boy N+1er Location By the beach, West Zummerzet 24 Sep 2014 #1,755 Archie's joined Amnesty International. He's so cross Roderick still hasn't been released, let alone Woderick.
Archie's joined Amnesty International. He's so cross Roderick still hasn't been released, let alone Woderick.