Post a lie about the poster above.

[roadrash]

bloodlet can often be seen in his local shopping centre carrying a placard that reads

PRESERVE WILDLIFE.........PICKLE A SQUIRREL

 

[bloodlett]

road knows this because he runs a stand at the food court that sells pickled squirrel

 

[roadrash]

bloodlet often wonders why hotdogs are sold in tins of eight but hotdog buns are sold in packs of six

 

[davdandy]

Roadrash once used a frozen hotdog as a temporary sex toy.

 

[luckyfox]

Davdandy still hasn't given back the cup of sugar to the neighbours from 1984

 

[stephec]

LF's party piece is to wear a hat and then point at it whilst saying, "look, fox hat!"

 

[Archie_tect]

Mort's sorted out his Christmas cards already... mind if moon-pig-com goes bust he's going to be sick.

[Edit: I'd like to apologise for the auto weblink that appeared on my post when I'd typed m-o-o-n-p-i-g... I didn't know that this happened- it won't happen again!!]

 

[Archie_tect]

Rocky's looking a bit peaky, he's alped himself to too much Swiss chocolate.

 

[Dayvo]

Beggers and tramps never hassle AT and leave him well alone.

One look at him and they think, ''kin' 'ell, and I thought I had it tough'

 

[bloodlett]

Dayvo once looked at a tramp and extended his hand in friendship the tramp replied quit begging

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

bloodlett - just beggars belief

 

[Speicher]

TBT has been out in the woods today. He was particularly interested in finding some Chestnut trees.

What, you might ask, was the purpose of this search. TBT wanted to follow in the footsteps of his famous ancestor, Edward the Conqueror.

 

[stephec]

Speicher has been all England conker champion three times.

Her 69'er still causes people's jaws to drop to this very day.

 

[bloodlett]

steph once spun around 69 times until his jaw dropped off

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

bloodlett's triple salchow put his partner in a spin