Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

Dayvo's wind chimes are self -propelled.

 

[Archie_tect]

Rocky's working on the presumption that we know what they are....

 

[Archie_tect]

Please note, but do not alarm yourself, Rocky can neither see nor speak for the moment, this will pass...

 

[stephec]

Rocky is capable of flicking you three sets of two fingers at the same time, all with one hand.

 

[Andy_R]

Although stephec is from Bolton, he's normal for Norfolk

 

[accountantpete]

Andy is standing in the Norfolk and Chance by-election.

 

[Andy_R]

AP is also standing, but he doesn't have a leg to stand on, so really he's listing..ever so slightly to port

 

[Archie_tect]

Andy's not standing in his seat, Mrs_R tells him off if he goes on the furniture..

 

[bloodlett]

Archie's living room furniture consists of a 1979 rally 10 speed with no seat and flat tires and a lil red wagon for a coffee table

 

[TVC]

Bloody's collection of empty Jack Daniels bottles is acknowledged as the finest in Florida.

 

[bloodlett]

velvet once visited Florida he stayed at the jack Daniels convention center he walked along the beach and collected empty bottles when he returned home he told everyone his trip was the bloody finest

 

[TVC]

Bloody's home made fairy cakes have his neighbours queueing round the block, eager to wrap their lips around his produce.

 

[stephec]

TVC has Leicester's greatest collection of Carry On memorabilia, but after watching Carry On Cleo he now desperately wants to get hold of Sid James helmet.

 

[Dayvo]

RM wants to leave his body to the local council and hopes his rear end will used for parking cycles in.

 

[accountantpete]

Dayvo will splash the cash on Rocky's superfluous third nipple.