Post a lie about the poster above.

[Cheddar George]

As a keen cyclist Mort shaves his real leg and waxes his wooden one.

 

[accountantpete]

The football match between Ebbsfleet and St Albans had to be abandoned when a drone towing George's washed smalls drifted across the pitch.

 

[Archie_tect]

The latest in a number of drawers and clean sheets according to Pete

 

[Toshiba Boy]

When in the slips for Shotley Bridge Cricket Club, 1974 season, Archie is still remembered for being responsible for a new ruling in the game, "Play delayed due to excessive flatulance".

 

[Archie_tect]

Tosh counted at least 4 maidens bowled over.

 

[accountantpete]

Back in 1974 Archie was but a babe - good job his mum was well prepared

 

[Archie_tect]

[I lost it when I saw the chimney. Wonderful!]

 

[Cheddar George]

Archietect still specifies chimney dimensions that are large enough for a small child to fit up.

 

[accountantpete]

The only way to get a Curly Wurly off George is to pry it from his cold dead hands.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

AP has been banned from his local newsagents for insisting on loudly asking for "a Marathon bar, it's not a Snickers for Chr...."

 

[Andy_R]

TB has been banned from Taunton Library for running up and down the aisles shouting "A Snickers is for life, not just for Christmas"

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Andy_R likes to be ahead of the game.

He's putting his Christmas decorations up this weekend.

 

[Andy_R]

TB has just lost the game

 

[Archie_tect]

Andy's marbles collection tin fell off the sofa, I don't think he'll be able to find all of them....

 

[luckyfox]

Rocky started a fight on the train this morning over the last egg salad sandwich.