Post a lie about the poster above.

Page may contain affiliate links. Please see terms for details.

Archie_tect

De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
Location
Northumberland
Rocky's revealing his calves for Christmas.... if you hear a thud, that's stephec fainting.
 

PaulSecteur

No longer a Specialized fanboy
TVC has been told its only doctors that can do the "And now cough..." thing.

He is not to be grabbing randoms people hands, forcing them to to cradle "the equipment" and coughing, then asking "Did that feel normal to you?"
 

stephec

Squire
Location
Bolton
Paul was constantly prowling round Leicester until he found that out.
 

PaulSecteur

No longer a Specialized fanboy
Oh dear. 26 is very superstitious and saw a single magpie this morning and had to go through his ritual.

1- Say "Morning General"
2- Salute him
3-Tap his left elbow with his right knee 17 times.
4-Pop round to the neighbours and pinch them.
5-Cross, then uncross all his fingers.
6-Cross, then uncross all his toes (26 can do this without needing to touch his feet)
7-Lick his finger, then stick it in his right ear.
8-Lick his left ear, then stick a finger in it.
9-Wear all black, run around flapping his arms shouting "Im a crow, Im a crow" for 15 minutes.
10- Moonwalk

Then after that the men with the funny white coat with the unusual sleeves come round.
 
Top Bottom