Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

George pays cash for pet shop parrots on lower perches.

 

[Andy_R]

Because of AT's accent, Sepp Blatter keeps on turning up whenever anyone wants something from the higher perches in AT's pet shop

 

[Cheddar George]

Thanks to some persuasive lobbying the 2026 world cup tournament will be played in Andy-R's back garden. He will probably need to move the bin and give the shed a lick of paint.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Ched is disappointed at his bid for the 2026 world cup coming in second place, even after he promised to move the shed and lick his bin.

 

[Archie_tect]

Paul's just submitted his Winter Olympic bid for 2010.... he's very excited.

 

[accountantpete]

Archie was thrown off the 4 Man Bob team as his name wasn't Bob.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

AP and Postman Pat, never seen in the same room together.

 

[Archie_tect]

...not since Mrs Goggins's Hogmanay Party.

 

[Speicher]

Mort has often said that nothing is worn under his kilt.



It is all in perfect working order.



Yes, the old ones are not the best.

 

[stephec]

Rocky is famous in his neighbourhood for re enacting Marilyn Monroe's famous windy white dress scene every time he wears his kilt.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Stephec is not allowed to go bagpiping any more.

 

[Archie_tect]

Rocky was the inspiration for the road sign, "SLOW - MEN AT WORK"

 

[Dayvo]

AT currently holds the world record for the 15-metre dash - after a dodgy Indian meal meal.

He uncoincidently holds the record for pebble-dashing the restaurant toilet.

 

[stephec]

Considering Dayvo's current location it won't be long before he breaks AT's record.

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky forgot to take the pills this morning and is moving to County Down.