Post a lie about the poster above.

[twentysix by twentyfive]

PS says he's a little deaf when in fact he's quite a large deaf

 

[Toshiba Boy]

26x25 agrees that it wears the soap.

 

[accountantpete]

Mort is using an expression from the bible - in this case from Matthew 5:15(BST)

 

[Andy_R]

The judge wasn't expecting what AP said when he was asked to swear on the bible.....the air was positively blue

 

[Archie_tect]

When Andy was asked, "Etes-vous Charlie?", he said, "No, why?"
The response was, "...because you look like one."

 

[stephec]

When Archie goes to France on holiday he uses the Del Trotter French Phrasebook.

 

[Andy_R]

Stephec once went as far as Bury for a holiday, but couldn't understand "them furriners..."

 

[TVC]

Rocky went to Bury St Edmonds. I didn't even know he was dead.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC mistakenly went to Wales for the annual Blubberhouses Fat Renderers' Convention, not realising it is in Yorkshire, lacking as it does the innate natural beauty of Leicester.

 

[TVC]

All of Archie's house designs incorporate a breakfast bar, and storage for a hostess trolly, he is that cutting edge.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC missed the integral Corby trouser presses... for the bri-nylon 'Stay Pressed' look...

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Mrs Archie makes sure Archie stays pressed

 

[PaulSecteur]

If you know Rocky, and have read Viz then you know who the inspiration for "Roger Melly, the man off the Telly" was.

 

[Speicher]

Paul went to an exhibition of Renaissance Italian Painters yesterday. He did not expect the building to be so cold, and the seats were very cold indeed.

He realised how chilled he was when he got up from the cold bench, and found his Botti Chelli.

 

[Dayvo]

Speicher has found the elixir of life: let's hope she more successful than SHE was.


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