Post a lie about the poster above.

[Cheddar George]

That's actually Archie's face on a one dollar bill.

 

[IDMark2]

Cheddar George has never seen a Wookie's Hole

 

[Toshiba Boy]

IDMark2 is the improved version of the much missed Mark1.

 

[Archie_tect]

Tosh is comforted that people miss him too... though the ricochets sometimes get him.

 

[Speicher]

On winter afternoons, Archie has been doing crochet.

 

[Andy_R]

Speicher keeps the loo roll under a crochet doll

 

[Speicher]

AndyR is the Croquet Champion of 1989 in Astonley by Wychwood.

 

[Archie_tect]

Speeches lives in which wood?

[dint ewe just live auto-correct.... Speeches... ]

 

[accountantpete]

For Mort, Greece is the word.

 

[stephec]

AP is the one that I want, especially if he wears those tight shiny black trousers.

 

[IDMark2]

stephec's avatar is actually a selfie

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

IDMark2 is the second Mark in the police ID lineup. He always gets identified by the witness too.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Mort often has his collar felt by the local plod, they just cant believe he got Liberaces` old coat off ebay!

Mmmm.... Furry!

 

[Archie_tect]

Rocky's been playing with the old clappers again.

 

[TVC]

When Archie walks into work in the morning he always gets a round of applause from the other staff.

It's a sarcastic round of applause, but he'll take it.