Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad doug forgot that i always comes before e except after tea.

ACP was the little known about Minister For Grammar And Spelling in Germany during the Nazi era.


He escaped being arrested after it was realised that all he ever did was generally annoy people, although he did come very close to being sent to Auschwitz personally by Hitler for being a complete and totally irritating twat.

 

[IDMark2]

Mort hasn't got a dog, he can't even work out where to put his own poop yet.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

IDM2 carries the little bags around with him just in case he gets caught out and has to go!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I guess play has finished for the day so I can put my playing whites away for another night

 

[TVC]

As MDB loses concentration and wanders out of his crease, TVC whips his bails off.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Waiting until I have got undressed, that just isn't Cricket man!!

Unfortunately, TVC doesn't realise that the new set of whites I am now wearing are those of a psychiatric Doctor.... Well, ok, Nurse.... So, in punishment, bend over TVC and let me inject you in the bum, there's a good man!!

 

[TVC]

MDB has never shown undue interest in any man's bum

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC is really looking forward to Christmas.

 

[IDMark2]

Archie_tect is going down the prison later to visit his cat.

 

[accountantpete]

ID should know that the cat's on the outside.

 

[IDMark2]

accountantpete smuggled a camera in to prison for his friend archie. He also took his cat in to visit. (OK now? )

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

ID knows its cool for Cats
Its cool for ca - a - a - a - a - a - a - ats!

 

[IDMark2]

MDB squeezed a cat once. Made a change from choking a monkey.

 

[stephec]

Mark's more likely to be seen choking a chicken.

Errgh, put those giblets away.

 

[roadrash]

people seem to think stephec hates religion, but that isnt actually what he means when he says hes going to bash his bishop...........