Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Stephec loves to go into B&Q and walk up to a female assistant, then ask where the door furniture aisle is, because he wants to look at her knockers.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

TVC is subtlety itself. He just stares.

 

[PaulSecteur]

26 was the local subbuteo champion.

He was so good that he was asked to manage his local football team. However, he had to quit after his first season as he was fatigued.

Running around a full size pitch flicking actual people was just too much for him.

 

[Speicher]

Paul Secteur plays in a football team of doctors and scientists. The goalie is a pharmacist.

When the opposition score a goal, Paul Boots the chemist.

 

[accountantpete]

Being a modern business woman Speicher hasa watch that tells her the minutes of the Board Meeting.

 

[Speicher]

That is the second time ACP has told that lie.

 

[roadrash]

A.P seconds that idea

 

[Speicher]

Roadrash's handwriting is minute.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Speicher is clock watching, just over seven and a half hours to go until...

... she gets her weekly fix of Clarkson, Hammond and May!

 

[accountantpete]

Paul is the Stig.​

 

[roadrash]

APisnt the stig he just lives in a dump

 

[PaulSecteur]

Roadrash loves classical music, but hates disco... this makes him very confused...


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MFbn8EbB4k

 

[stephec]

Just like the pub landlord, PS was never confused.

 

[TVC]

Rocky is only allowed crayons, and the big ones at that. Nurse is tired of having to fish the small ones out of his nose.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

There's a story in that - when my eldest lad was three he stuck a piece of crayon in his right ear. We asked him why and he said he did it because he was bored. He had it taken out under general anaesthetic and when he came round the surgeon gave him the crayon back. While we were talking, he stuck it in the other ear......luckily it could be taken out with some long tweezers - silly twit

I blame the parents

Rocky went birdwatching. He spotted a very rare species. After that the reserve warden confiscated his paint pot