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Paul's Been reading The Hitchhikers Guide To The Samsung Galaxy again.
 

TVC

Guest
Trying to adopt a better lifestyle Pete once managed to give up alcohol for almost 24 bours.
 

TVC

Guest
Pete takes the Countdown approach to mixing his drinks. He looks carefully at the optics and says to the barman "I'll have two from the top, and four from anywhere else".
 

Mad Doug Biker

Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
Location
Craggy Island
Rocky likes to scare the children by removing his false eye. How he does it without knocking off the false lashes is a wonder.

Joking aside, I remember when I used to work with kids with Cancer, and there was one boy with a false eye. A Magician came to see them and perform a show, and at one point he asked the kids

'Can any of you do magic?'

At which point, this boy pipes up

'yes'

So, he goes over to the magician and without warning, took his eye out and put it in the guy's hand

The look on his face was a picture and NO mistake!! :rofl:

Pete takes the Countdown approach to mixing his drinks. He looks carefully at the optics and says to the barman "I'll have two from the top, and four from anywhere else".

TVC does the same and has to have the music so that he can drink a selecton of drinks in 30 seconds flat, calculating the percentages as he goes, which he hopes will add up to a set amount.
 
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