Post a lie about the poster above.

[IDMark2]

Rocky was turned away from the Royal Electrical and Mechanical Engineers after he turned up to start with his saw and chisels ready. Not that sort of sapper apparently.

 

[Archie_tect]

Mark trained for many years but they still put newspaper down.

 

[stephec]

Archie doesn't need newspaper putting down anymore as he's had his nose rubbed in it that many times he's now learnt his lesson.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Ooooh the crush stephc had on Barbara Woodhouse. He used to get sooo excited when she said "Walkies!"

 

[Archie_tect]

Tosh, she said sit..... you idiot.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Tosh, she said sit..... you idiot.

Luckily, Archie's got a bag on him.

 

[Archie_tect]

That's yesterday's.... must find a bin.

 

[IDMark2]

Mort - no peanuts up his nose, just a cashew.

 

[Archie_tect]

Mark's depth of knowledge about every nut on CC is not to be sneezed at.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Archie dont count it as being picked unless the second knuckle is slimey.

 

[Mireystock]

Paul Secteur is a Frankie Knuckles impersonator, available for weddings, funerals and barmitzvahs.

 

[IDMark2]

Mireystock
got mighty stuck
But he didn't
Give a flying object.

 

[Speicher]

Mark thinks that all the theory about flying saucers is a storm in a teacup.

 

[stephec]

Flying saucers are a common sight at Speicher's house if anyone dares to put the tea in the cup before the milk.

 

[Speicher]

Stephec puts the cart before the horse.