Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Speicher is trying to get this thread to at least 20 pages before Eastenders starts

 

[stephec]

MDB once had a walk on part as an extra in Eastenders, in the closing credits he was - second smelly tramp on park bench.

 

[IDMark2]

Being peed on by stephec...

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

IDM2 was so inspired by my performance that it led him to take up acting!!

Has he reached the dizzying heights once attained by Geilguid, Olivier and Guinness??
No, his best part so far was Tree number 2 in the local pantomime

 

[IDMark2]

Truth! Truth!..moderator, get this post deleted, MDB must have been in the audience or he was really Martin Watson who was more wooden than me and so was tree No.1

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Truth! Truth!..moderator, get this post deleted, MDB must have been in the audience or he was really Martin Watson who was more wooden than me and so was tree No.1

Listen to Mr Modesty here!!

This was the guy who, on being told 'to make swishing noises in the wind', actually started to say

'Make swishing noises in the wind, make swishing noises in the wind, make swishing noises in the wind'

During the performance, and ended up stealling the show as the audience roared with laughter at him

 

[stephec]

MDB's wind noises weren't exactly appropriate for a school panto, and the windows were still open two days later to stop people fainting.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Stephec is off to Crufts with weekend in the hope he'll get a kiss from Claire Balding

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rockaay got to number 14 in the charts with that song in 1997

 

[accountantpete]

How much is that Dougie in the window?

 

[IDMark2]

Some pigging accountant pete...
More than 10 was it?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Some pigging accountant pete...
More than 10 was it?

IDM2 gets confused just singing '10 Green Bottles'

 

[IDMark2]

MDB gets confused because he drank the beer that was in the 10 green bottles

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB gets confused because he drank the beer that was in the 10 green bottles

IDM2 drank 10 bottles of fruit smoothies and 14 packets of peanuts one night.

He farted and pebbledashed 3 houses!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug has just got a PM from Shaun. Apparently he's been appointed CC's next moderator.