Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Speicher is known for her buns
(sorry Wol)
Rockaay was never 'Mother's Pride', in fact she locked him in the coal seller half the time, poor thing!!
Post a lie about the poster above.
- Thread starter Mr Pig
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Rockaay was never 'Mother's Pride', in fact she locked him in the coal seller half the time, poor thing!!
accountantpete
OAP
Sliced bread is the best thing since Mad Doug Biker
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
ACP is planning world domination, but first, he needs a new bread maker. Any ideas??
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Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Rockaay has just hit upon the idea that he thinks will make him his millions - Glasses with little windscreen wipers that you can wear underwater when you go swimming!!
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Dragon's Den have just described it as
'About as useful as a windscreen wiper on a Submarine'
Yet another idea for Rockaay there!!
'About as useful as a windscreen wiper on a Submarine'
Yet another idea for Rockaay there!!
PaulSecteur
No longer a Specialized fanboy
- Location
- Walsall, West Mids.
Some people say MDB is on first name terms with Deborah from dragons den.
But its worse than that, the first name he calls her is " Debby-webby-wooo".
But its worse than that, the first name he calls her is " Debby-webby-wooo".
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Paul once spilled his pint on The Stig and now speaks like that all the time through no choice of his own as a result.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Rockaay is number 2, and tried to be number one once when he poisoned number 1 (Mr Clarkson ironically enough), but he made a
PaulSecteur
No longer a Specialized fanboy
- Location
- Walsall, West Mids.
Despite his name and the amount of time he spends on this forum Mad Doug Biker cannot ride a bike.
Its unicycle or nothing.
Its unicycle or nothing.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
When Paul lived in China, his bike was stolen, so the locals called him 'Yu nae Cycle'.
PaulSecteur
No longer a Specialized fanboy
- Location
- Walsall, West Mids.
When i was in china MDB stole my bike which resulted in the locals giving me a very sarcastic name.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Paul, how many thousands of times have I told you not to be sarcastic?
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Rockaay, put it away!
PaulSecteur
No longer a Specialized fanboy
- Location
- Walsall, West Mids.
Ever seen a duck land on water? Skidding to a halt on outstretched feet with a lot of back-flapping?
Thats how MDB arrives at the bar when someone else has got a round in.
Thats how MDB arrives at the bar when someone else has got a round in.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Paul singing the Kareoke in his local pub is considered a form of terrorism by all but the few unsuspecting non-regulars who have never heard him.
In fact, he is MI6's secret stand in at Eurovision should the situation between Russia and Ukraine get any uglier.
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