Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky is very keen on birdwatching in the mornings. Tomorrow he will be having his corn crakes with milk for breakfast.

Speicher is waiting for her pet Kittiwake so she can let her out

 

[Speicher]

Last thing at night, MDB puts out the kettle and puts on the cat.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rockys place was broken into and they left soap, shampoo, shower gel and deodorant.

Police suspect that the culprits know Rocky... very well.

When Paul stole it, he smelled it, went 'Smew!!', and ran.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Yesterday Wol burnt 'er mouth on some 'ot tea and let out an 'owl.

Rockaay recently invested in a Spoon for his Tea making activities.

You should have seen the bill!!

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug has collected Boy Scout activity badges for all his main hobbies.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug has collected Boy Scout activity badges for all his main hobbies.

So has ACP, even the rarely seen BDSM badge!

 

[IDMark2]

The last badge MDB earned was the Music one for his memorable demonstration of falsetto singing whilst having his woggle tightened.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

The last badge MDB earned was the Music one for his memorable demonstration of falsetto singing whilst having his woggle tightened.

That is just rude!!

Here I am talking of ACP's most amazing achievement of getting the Boys Discovery (of) Sewing Machinery (BDSM) badge, and you have to go and sully it with nothing but SMUT!!

Hang your head in shame!!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Sorry, I'll get me coat!

 

[IDMark2]

MDB has a coat which he regularly covers up his amazing collection of badges with, as if he's somehow ashamed of the amazing achievements they show, such as the 'Kazoo playing' and 'Straight Jacket Escaping' ones.

 

[stephec]

"Straight jacket escaping, I can do that with my hands tied behind my back," says Mark.

 

[Turbo Rider]

stephec attempted the record for getting out of a staight jacket back in 1987...he's typed with a pencil on his forehead ever since

 

[SteCenturion]

TR can't wear a 'straight jacket'....




because he is a Dromedary.

 

[stephec]

TR can't wear a 'straight jacket'....




because he is a Dromedary.

Ste got the hump because nobody laughed at that.

 

[SteCenturion]

while stephec never gets a hump