Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

Speeches visited the zoo yesterday... BANG, and the civet was gone.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

When ACT was a dairy farmer, he had to get the vet in to release some trapped gas from a cow's intestine.

Unfortunately, right at the vital moment, he struck a match to light his fag and BAAANNNNGGGG!!!!


The view from outside was of a hugh bang, a flash, flames and smoke emanating from the barn door, quickly followed by a terrified cow, and then a couple of figures staggering out in black, ripped clothes, with one of them with the remains of a fag in his mouth, just like in a cartoon.




The cow went on to live a perfectly happy and normal life - It was releasing gas at the time, so was protected, a bit like a fire breather exhailing.
The less said about the poor vet though, the better.

 

[IDMark2]

Rocky just had his tea... it was something and mash... can't quite remember what the other thing was.... hang on....




No sorry, completely gone.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug doesn't appear to know much about cows and flatulence.


BANG

Inspired by Cow Pies, Rockaay IDM2 tried to copy Vernon in making a pie, but inexplicably ended up burning the house down after setting ping pong balls alight instead.

BANG!

 

[IDMark2]

There aren't any cows on Craggy Island, MDB tried getting them to market on the mainland via a raft kept bouyant by balloons...
Guess the rest.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

There aren't any cows on Craggy Island, MDB tried getting them to market on the mainland via a raft kept bouyant by balloons...
Guess the rest.

IDM2 doesn't know that Cows can swim, but their horns kept bursting the arm and leg bands

BANG!!

 

[IDMark2]

IDM2 doesn't know that Cows can swim, but their horns kept bursting the arm and leg bands

BANG!!

They found it too difficult to fire the flare guns while paddling. MDB wanted to sound the alarm but there weren't any horns left on the island.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

They found it too difficult to fire the flare guns while paddling. MDB wanted to sound the alarm but there weren't any horns left on the island.

IDM2 doesn't know the cows were able to 'Cattle paddle' back to the island, but unfortunately, they got to the chunk that broke off and floated away soon after.


The bit breaking away made a sound not too disimilar to a BANG!

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

BANG! That's Mdb hitting his head yet again

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TBT knows that yes it was as I discovered that the cows had floated to Stoney Island and now they wont give them back.


BANG! There goes Craggy Island Creamery!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I was going to say Rock(aa)y Island, but changed it to the lesser known Stoney Island for obvious reasons!!

 

[PaulSecteur]

After saving up since the 80's MDB has just got his latest bike mod.

A bright yellow acid smiley disc for his rear wheel.

Aaa - aaa - aaa - ceeeeed!!!!

Aaa - aaa - aaa - choooo!!!!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Paul can smell petrol, so he's about to strike a match to see where the leak is coming from.....



...... BANG!!

 

[PaulSecteur]

Its been 17 years since MDB cleaned his shower head. With all that lomescale he will need something powerful, but what to use?

How about cillit BANG!!!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Its been 17 years since MDB cleaned his shower head. With all that lomescale he will need something powerful, but what to use?

How about cillit BANG!!!

Paul once robbed Barry Scott's house, but was caught by the Police.

When he was taken down from the dock in court to serve his sentence, Barry was overheard to say

'BANG! And the dirt is gone!!'