Post a lie about the poster above.

[IDMark2]

MDB is glad his humour bypass operation was successful.
Closed his eyes, counted down from ten backwards and then
BANG it was gone.

 

[PaulSecteur]

When it comes to giving a motivational speech Mark takes his inspiration from Delia Smith @ Norich FC.

 

[IDMark2]

When it comes to giving a motivational speech Mark takes his inspiration from Delia Smith @ Norich FC.

Careful..I know where you are....
Paul doesn't like football much. Well, he is from the Midlands.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Mark has got to that point in life where he is happy going to tesco in bedroom slippers and a Darth Vader onesie.

 

[IDMark2]

Paul would like it to be known that he isn't poking fun at speech impediments with his choice of av..av...av..avaa..avaaa...ave...



Picture.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Marks idea of a drinking game is running into the offie and drinking as much newcastle brown as he can before the police arrive.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mark has got to that point in life where he is happy going to tesco in bedroom slippers and a Darth Vader onesie.

That point in life??

It is all ages at my local Asda! I even saw a boy in a dressing gown the other day!!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Marks idea of a drinking game is running into the offie and drinking as much newcastle brown as he can before the police arrive.

Paul's idea of a drinking game is seeing how long he can drink Tizer through his nose before he has to stop because of the bubbles.
His record so far is an impressive 22.6 seconds!

Wouldn't be so bad, but he now permanently looks like he's just had a nosebleed.

 

[stephec]

MDB wouldn't be seen dead with Tizer, it's Irn Bru for him.

He loves it so much that he got a job putting the bubbles in it.

"Look, I can do it no handed!" was his proud boast.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB wouldn't be seen dead with Tizer, it's Irn Bru for him.

He loves it so much that he got a job putting the bubbles in it.

"Look, I can do it no handed!" was his proud boast.

Steph - Putting the 'Moon' in Shine since 1945

 

[PaulSecteur]

Stephec - no one knows where the bubbles in his jacuzzi come from.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Paul is so large, he's been causing a total eclipse in Walsall for the last 40 years.

Rockaay is so fat that when he gets a bit.... Amorous shall we say, with Mrs Rockaay, she has to be careful she doesn't burn her arse on the lightbulb!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug never gives too much information.....

With Rockaay, the phrase

'Nothing to see here'

Is so apt as he blotts the light out so much that nobody can really see anything, except for Mrs Rockaay of course, and it is debatable whether she wants to see anything either (except for where the lightbulb is of course).

 

[Toshiba Boy]

MDB, off to join the circus (again).

 

[Turbo Rider]

TB is banned from every circus in the world having shaved the beard off of the bearded lady that one time, 4 years ago...good news is that he stuck it to his face and it's stayed in place ever since.