Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

Turbo Rider holds a high-ranking post in Counter Intelligence.

That could be the counter in the sweet shop, or the one at the bakers.

 

[SteCenturion]

TR still claims to have invented the Vileda Super Mop while thinking about cleaning stuff (like feather dusters) sat on the throne havin' an ertha.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Ste wears wellies all year.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB has employed a team of people to take out my team of people, but he doesn't know that there's a team of people watching his team of people at the same time and they all have feather dusters for weapons.

Ste wears wellies all year.

Forget wellies, its willies Paul likes!!

 

[SteCenturion]

Ste wears wellies all year.

 

[SteCenturion]

Forget wellies, its willies Paul likes!!

 

[Archie_tect]

MDB has a mental picture of himself... It's framed and hanging in his downstairs toilet.

 

[postman]

Rockymountain did not understand the instructions..His Doctor told him to take one tablet before breakfast and one tablet before tea.PC World has now banned him from all their stores.

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky is a descendant of Richard Head III.

 

[TVC]

Pete wishes he lived in Leicester, because he wants his own King too.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Tvc thinks that given the choice of being under a car park or going to Leicester... Leicester was the downgrade.

 

[accountantpete]

Paul is still upset after learning that Richard III was buried with a packet of Walkers Prawn Cocktail crisps.

Surely it should have been Bovril flavour.

 

[luckyfox]

AP is the reason they have a sneeze guard at deli's...

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

LF is the Colonel in Chief of the Royal Dragoon Guards, or is that the mascot thereof?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TBT was in Leicester today, head to toe Union Jack outfit on, box of tissues in hand to help stem his torrent of tears and a bouquet of flowers to throw on the coffin as it passed before he flailed in utter despair and fell to the ground crying 'Why my Liege, Why??!!'