Post a lie about the poster above.

[luckyfox]

George stole my skipping rope and won't give it back the big meanie!!

 

[Archie_tect]

luckyfox has set fire to the grass again.

 

[SteCenturion]

luckyfox has set fire to the grass again.

Archie now has second degree burns...




Serves him right....

The Snitch.

 

[SteCenturion]

As Ste always says "set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life"

& Rockaay always says....

Give a man a fish & he'll want some chips.

 

[Archie_tect]

Rocky's mantra is 'buy a man a fish and he's got a fish. Buy him a fishing rod and he'll sit for hours doing nothing and still not have a fish.'

[beaten by SC's faster reflexes- he's better catching crabs]

 

[TVC]

Give a man a brick and he's a builder, give him a pencil and he thinks he's a bloody Architect.
That can't be said of Archie.

 

[stephec]

TVC is still using the pencils up the nose and saying wibble excuse.

 

[SteCenturion]

Stephec is often seen doing L'Eroica & other posh vintage cycling do's in a flowery dress & pinafore, spouting his catch phrase "but I am a Layyydeee".

 

[PaulSecteur]

Ste thinks he can get drunk on ginger beer.

 

[Speicher]

Safter shree bints of peer, Paul is not as drinple as peokle thunk.

 

[stephec]

It's Friday night, and Speicher will shortly be heading down her local working men's club to don her beer goggles.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

steph knows Speicher's mission will fail as he has already emptied the barrels

 

[PaulSecteur]

This season, 26 are mostly wearing crisp packets.

 

[IDMark2]

Paul was a bit disappointed he didn't get more orders for the crisp packet design that 26 modelled, especially as he really enjoyed emptying the Cheese and Onion flavour ones.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Mark has complained to the advertising standards agency about the big bloke bullying the small lad on the oak furniture land adverts.