Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Thats a brave post from 26. I wouldnt be suprised if dayvo gives him a "clarkson" for it.

Paul has been dreaming of getting a 'Clarkson' for years!

 

[stephec]

Rocky knows that James definately does.

 

[IDMark2]

stephec's just happy with a hamster

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky was once the Star In A Reasonably Priced Car - they mistook him for Peggy Mount

 

[IDMark2]

As an accountant, pete knows how much a Clarkson is worth now and coincidentally has that exact amount in his pocket.

 

[stephec]

Mark looks up to Richard Hammond.

 

[accountantpete]

The mere mention of Hammond gets stephec playing with his organ

 

[PaulSecteur]

If AP got a job on top gear, he would be the one james may bullies.

 

[IDMark2]

If Paul got a job on Top Gear he'd be the one stirring the Pot Noodles so everyone got a nice hot meal

 

[PaulSecteur]

In 20 minutes time Rocky will have a sore throat from shouting and blood on his knuckles.

 

[accountantpete]

Paul's also been locked out of the house for drunkeness.

 

[PaulSecteur]

AP once locked himself in the shed for 3 days.

On being released he went back in for another 4 days. "Might as well make a week of it." He said.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

PS likes a good locking in the shed. That is the correct verb isn't it?

 

[PaulSecteur]

26 still has nightmares about Timothy Claypole.

He will not get any sleep for days if anyone mentions Mr. Noseybonk.

 

[Archie_tect]

Paul has been polishing his Poldark.