Post a lie about the poster above.

[stephec]

PS was offered a part in the next series of Strictly, he turned it down though when he found out that, "show us your cha cha cha," wasn't a euphemism.

 

[Speicher]

Steph knows the difference between a cha cha and a cucaracha.

 

[SteCenturion]

Speich has found the recent high winds & driving rain particularly irksome....

It's played havoc with her Labrador family sand sculptures outside the Shopping Precinct.....

 

[PaulSecteur]

Ste has declared war on gerbils.

He hates how they move, all fidgety and suspicious.

He has formed an alliance with the hamster popular front to support them in becoming the caged pet rodent of choice.

 

[Archie_tect]

PS didn't pull the tail off the gerbil.... oh, no, it wasn't him... no.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

ACT is coming round to mine later on to play with our gerbils

 

[stephec]

MDB has also invited Richard Gere to play as well.

 

[TVC]

Stephec watches Pretty Woman every night.

 

[Archie_tect]

She's fed up with it....

 

[PaulSecteur]

Archie is the sort of person thats happy to pop to the shops in bedroom slippers.

And dressing gown.

And have a little nap in the baked goods isle.

 

[stephec]

PS likes to be the best dressed in his local Asda, that's why he always wears his Batman onesie.

 

[accountantpete]

When shopping, the supermarket trolley keeps dead straight but stephec swerves all over the place

 

[stephec]

Rocky can count to six with one hand.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Tickle steph and he will snort as he laughs... usually through a rolled up tenner making some sherbert dip disapear.

He really enjoys a laff.

 

[TVC]

Sanatogen. Paul's drug of choice.