Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

IDM with sharp scissors:

His minder says no.

 

[IDMark2]

ACP has already met me wielding sharp scissors.. it's not rolled up trousers in his avatar pic...

 

[IDMark2]

Rocky found the book called 'From Rags to Riches, an Accountants Story'
He opened it and two bits of material resembling trouser legs fell out..
The first line read 'Good, you've found the rags...thats £200 for the book please.'

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Mark's book is entitled "From Riches to Rags" - his self help book on profligate squandering for the tight fisted. He's surprised he hasn't sold one copy yet.

 

[PaulSecteur]

26 owned the moped that was the inspiration for Jasper Carrots "Funky moped".

 

[stephec]

PS sent the carrot in to Esther Rantzen that was the inspiration for Jasper's name.

 

[PaulSecteur]

26 was once on "thats life" with Esta.

His party piece?

He could say "sausages".

 

[SteCenturion]

Rockaaay is still finding it too hard to part with his teething ring......



MDB would prefer to have his 'Ring' back now Rockaaay.

 

[stephec]

The only time ste has a problem with his teeth is when he runs out of Steradent.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Stephs school nickname was "chomper".

 

[TVC]

Paul's school nickname was Gladys.

 

[SteCenturion]

TVC is too cool for nicnames....



But his pseudonym is Arnold Von Klinkahoffen on his 3rd Reich nights out.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

SC isn't allowed out at night. Especially so if it's a full moon.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TVC is too cool for nicnames....



But his pseudonym is Arnold Von Klinkahoffen on his 3rd Reich nights out.

Ste has never heard of 'Allo Allo'.

SC isn't allowed out at night. Especially so if it's a full moon.

TBT is only allowed out on Sundays, and even then he needs to wear a muzzle.

 

[stephec]

MDB is only allowed out with a nurse, who he always ends up chasing round the park Benny Hill style.