postman
Squire
- Location
- Meanwoodshire.
Andy R's Dad,wanted his Son to be a pirate,instead he became a cyclist.
Post a lie about the poster above.
- Thread starter Mr Pig
- Start date
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twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
Postie has a wooden leg, a hook for one hand, a parrot on his shoulder an eye patch and a tri corner hat. He's attending a fancy dress party as a bus conductor
accountantpete
OAP
26 has been watching Mutiny On The Buses again
PaulSecteur
Specialized fanboy
- Location
- Walsall, West Mids.
Steph is the result of Compo* and Nora getting it on.
*Not the Compo of this forum, the northern one that often found himself with his buddies at the top of a Yorkshire hill... with a tractor tyre. Wonder what will happen there?
*Not the Compo of this forum, the northern one that often found himself with his buddies at the top of a Yorkshire hill... with a tractor tyre. Wonder what will happen there?
PaulSecteur
Specialized fanboy
- Location
- Walsall, West Mids.
TVC: Never happier than when "Legging" a barge through a tunnel.
Mad Doug Biker
Mediocrity Manifest.
- Location
- Craggy Island
Paul is currently writing his thesis for Scumbag College on why we Brits say 'Sorry' all the time.
He's very sorry to bother the tutors when he's finished it as they will actually have to read it.
He's very sorry to bother the tutors when he's finished it as they will actually have to read it.
postman
Squire
- Location
- Meanwoodshire.
PaulSecteur
Specialized fanboy
- Location
- Walsall, West Mids.
MDB can still remember going to watch university challenge to watch his bezzie mates - Lord Monty, Lord Snot, Miss Money-sterling and Kendal Mintcake.
He was in the audience... "Raa Raa Raa... We`re going to smash the oiks!!!"
He was in the audience... "Raa Raa Raa... We`re going to smash the oiks!!!"
Andy_R
Hard of hearing..I said Herd of Herring..oh FFS..
- Location
- County Durham
PS has a RaRa skirt that he wears for special occasions. Otherwise you'll find him in a tutu and leotard, on pointe.
postman
Squire
- Location
- Meanwoodshire.
MDB was asked,What is the difference between an Elephant and a post box.He didn't know.The collections manager gave the duty to someone else.
PaulSecteur
Specialized fanboy
- Location
- Walsall, West Mids.
Post man was asked "you have an A3 sized envelope. It says "Do not bend". It has to go into a standard size letter box. Can it be done?"
"you betchya it can... but it will take a lot of bending".
"you betchya it can... but it will take a lot of bending".
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Paul has an A4 size folder. Fortunately he is only 18" tall so he can still ride it.
PaulSecteur
Specialized fanboy
- Location
- Walsall, West Mids.
Speicher likes to stand in lifts and make people self conscious by audibly sniffing and under her breath saying "Ewww... someones shower must not be working... all this week".
