Post a lie about the poster above.

[SteCenturion]

26x25 is very anxious ahead of the election results.

He has seen a draft of UKIP's manifesto that states "if we come to power in Government then all odd numbers will be made illegal"...



He is so worried that he will be just...
1/2 the man he was.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

SC's numbers don't add up

 

[busman]

26 has a cardboard cut out of Farage in his windows to scare people away

 

[TVC]

Busman has a cardboard cut out of Leanne Wood in his bedroom. We all know why.

 

[PaulSecteur]

TVC has a life size cardboard cutout of Busman in his bathroom due to its laxative effect.

 

[busman]

PaulSectuer talks to cardboard cut outs and gets upset when they don't answer him.

 

[stephec]

In busman's world the cardboard cutouts always answer him.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Stephes cardboard cutout of Ed Miliband is soon to be replaced with the real thing... though only experts will be able to tell the difference.

Steph is happy to get his old dungeons and dragons partner back though; Eds gonna have a lot more free time now.

 

[SteCenturion]

PS has the actual Ed Milli-Bland sat on his mantlepiece....


No one ever notices.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Ste was disappointed he couldn't vote for the Tooting popular front.

Freedom for tooting was a major concern for him, and there was only one man he would vote for...

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

PS doesn't have a bathroom. Just a hole in the floor. His house is a squat

 

[accountantpete]

There's a sign at the bottom of Rocky's stairs next to the Stannah stairlift:

"Ground floor: Perfumery, stationary, and leather goods, wigs and haberdashery, kitchenware and food. Going up..."

 

[TVC]

Pete had watched every episode of Are You Being Served and is yet to spot any innuendo

 

[stephec]

TVC has stroked Mrs Slocombe's pussy.

 

[busman]

Stephec prefers the first floor where they stock lingerie