Post a lie about the poster above.

[stephec]

Archie knows he should allow for inflation, but he just can bring himself to shop at High and Mighty.

 

[SteCenturion]

Stephec allows at least 15 mins for inflation before "fun time" with Blow up Barbara...

 

[accountantpete]

Brooks have introduced a saddle cover to protect their saddles from the rain and to counter Ste's saddle sniffing proclivities.

 

[PaulSecteur]

AccountantPete has been caught in the act, methinks....

 

[stephec]

PS has every issue of the Sunday Sport filed in chronological order.

And don't try to tell him they make some of their stories up, you wouldn't like him when he's angry.

 

[TVC]

Mort is like a cat. Not that he's agile, stealthy and deadly when he pounces, more that he likes to poo in the neighbours garden at night.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC has never knowingly ponced.

 

[Speicher]

After the recent sunshine, Archie has a sun-burnt bonce.

 

[Archie_tect]

"Oh for a you", said Speicher, looking at Tigger's bonce mournfully.

 

[Archie_tect]

Watch it Piglet.

 

[Moon bunny]

Archie has completely the wrong idea about poo-sticks, in fact he has hold of the wrong end of the stick.

 

[Andy_R]

RM thinks his wife is terrible at identifying birdlife, after she remarked "Do you call that a Shag?"

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Moon bunny has often been heard to say it is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like “What about lunch?

For the first 15 years of his life, Rockaay was only allowed to communicate by Morse Code to his father who was the rowing boat hire man at the local park and who had definite delusions of grandeur!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

RM thinks his wife is terrible at identifying birdlife, after she remarked "Do you call that a Shag?"

AndyR's latest invention is an alarm clock for Cats.

So far, he has sold 0 examples of the Kittiwake

 

[Archie_tect]

If you want the time, ask Mad Doug... he's got loads of it.