Post a lie about the poster above.

[Toshiba Boy]

SteCenturion loves high heels. Kill his feet though.

 

[SteCenturion]

Toshiba is upset as he has found out that he is to be discontinued....



Everyone prefers Samsung these days.

 

[Cheddar George]

At his local cycling club Stecenturion is known as "Tubs".
"I don't understand it, i always use clinchers." he said whilst eating another doughnut.

 

[Dayvo]

CG has become a 'leg end' at his club: he was the first to suggest half an hour's ride and a three-hour cake stop.

 

[Archie_tect]

Mort knows when he's beaten.... cos the weals take ages to fade.

 

[accountantpete]

Archie runs the Northern branch of the Peters & Lee fan club.

 

[Archie_tect]

Pete likes a good beeching.

 

[stephec]

No one else can quite comprehend Rocky's version of normal.

 

[Archie_tect]

stephec's thoughts turn to what constitutes normal every morning while shaving....

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Sun is out, Archie's ready for his annual naked bike ride.

 

[Cheddar George]

Tosh has two pieces of advice.............sun screen and a wide saddle.

 

[accountantpete]

CG is the Citizens Advice Bureau manager on Rockall.

 

[Archie_tect]

Pete beeos quietly to himself when reversing.

[Edit: Note to self: check post before clicking send... bleeping bleeps]

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Archie is no stranger to beeo

 

[PaulSecteur]

You know those self service checkouts they have at supermarkets? Its 26 that has to sit inside the checkout going "BEEP" everytime you scan an item.

He is working towards a promotion... "Unexpected item in the bagging area"